Everyone should have a house and driveway like this.

"Nibby" (nibby68) 07/31/2015 at 08:47 • Filed to: None

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Richtofen, Baron von Pickup > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 08:53

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I’ll take a smaller house. Easier to clean.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 08:54

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I’ll skip the house and driveway and go straight to this -

facw > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 08:55

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Eh, the fountain screams “tacky new-money” to me. The house is maybe a bit better, but the door and entry window should really have divided lights to match the other glass.

LongbowMkII > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 08:56

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Nah.

EL_ULY > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 08:56

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Dimebag agrees!!!!!!!

Nibby > facw 07/31/2015 at 08:57

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Tripper > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 08:59

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If that were my place, I could not help myself from tokyo drifting around that fountain every day when I returned from work. You can keep the Merc.

Telumektar > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 09:00

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Commie...

Now gib millions, plox?

facw > Richtofen, Baron von Pickup 07/31/2015 at 09:06

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If you can buy that house, you probably can afford $100/week or whatever to have someone clean it for you.

Nibby > Telumektar 07/31/2015 at 09:08

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sure thing buddy

whoarder is tellurium > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 09:11

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Palm trees in Michigan. Now we’re livin.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 09:11

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I’ve got to say I’d go a little less Spanish Colonial Revival, a little more Brick Gothic or maybe even proper Art Deco.

X37.9XXS > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 09:11

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The correct answer is

Nibby > whoarder is tellurium 07/31/2015 at 09:13

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Was a a beach club a couple weeks ago in Long Island. They had palm trees.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 09:14

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I do not have a house or a driveway like that. I am a failure.

Nibby > X37.9XXS 07/31/2015 at 09:14

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http://www.mlsli.com/homes-for-sale…

Nibby > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 07/31/2015 at 09:18

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It’s okay. You can probably afford this, right?

http://www.mlsli.com/homes-for-sale…

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 09:23

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I don’t really like the fountain.

Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/31/2015 at 09:23

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We should buy that place and change it to a Dickbutt fountain.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 09:25

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I don’t really want that either though.

Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/31/2015 at 09:26

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TORCHINSKY FOUNTAIN

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 09:28

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I think we should just replace it with a hot tub.

Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/31/2015 at 09:29

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Hot tub in front of the house?

Hot tubs require privacy. It shall go inside, next to the indoor pool.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 09:30

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That works too.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 09:33

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Almost. I’m taking a whole $20 to Half Price Books today, so I roll pretty high.

Nibby > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 07/31/2015 at 09:34

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dem taxes doe

Walk of Shane > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 09:35

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It’s neat, but not enough garage space...

MonkeePuzzle > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 09:52

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as a youngen, playing with my matchbox cars, I always pulled out our set of encyclopedias (which is a very old thing to say) and setup just such a house. It made a lot of sense for my secret agent spy persona, and would explain why he had a collection of 20+ cars. a circle driveway was a must

BKRM3 > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 10:07

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I’m more into the English country house myself, with a pack of family dogs and a Phantom out front parked next to a ratty old Defender (race car collection is stored in various barns and outbuildings, duh!) but yeah, I’m pickin up what you’re puttin down. =)

VonBelmont > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 10:20

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Ehhh, I’ll go with something more subdued

Just picture it: starting every morning to the sound of your self-playing pipe organ echoing from elegant latticework on the ceiling of the foyer, taking a refreshing dip in a kiddy pool overlooking the Hudson, maybe you’ll call to see if Cookie’s open next Tuesday at 11AM. You down some vodka and gummi bears in the back of your Jag just before you show up to your, uh, “board meeting” that’s totally not an intervention. After some misunderstandings and exchanging of insults that most certainly won’t make Thanksgiving any more awkward at all, head home to fall asleep on a fin-de-siécle (an authentic Ethan Allen, ca. 1998) recliner while watching X-Files reruns. All while being supported by an army of unnoticed servants and lawyers who work VERY hard to stay unseen, lest we have another....incident.

Truly, the épitome of old-money elegance.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 10:24

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Seriously. If I didn’t have to pay property taxes on my car, I’d be so much better off right now.

kanadanmajava1 > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 11:21

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I’ll rather have maximum number of garages than luxurious house. Like these.

Richtofen, Baron von Pickup > facw 07/31/2015 at 13:27

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Not everyone wants someone to clean their mansion. I’d be happier with a nice house that I cleaned myself.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibby 07/31/2015 at 22:47

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That fountain is taking up precious driveway space that could be used to store more project cars!

Stef Schrader > Nibby 08/01/2015 at 18:10

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That’s a lot of house that could have been spent on car.